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Vertically challenged || Sebby & Levi

onehellofabxtler:

It was believed that Sebastian was to be met by someone who had been here for a while. This meant that he was going to have to put on an act, and hopefully not cause a fight here at the school. The last thing he wanted was to put his Lord in danger, even though he could probably get him back out of it anyway. However, he hadn’t been told that this man was a short person.. Then again he was used to this back at his Lord’s household, so it honestly didn’t bother him. He was used to being tall anyway, considering he was a demon and everything.

He halted when he heard a voice speak to him, which instantly caused him to turn and look at the culprit… Looking rather far down to see the person for that matter. So this was the one that was going to meet him? He was much.. shorter than he thought he would be. Must be difficult being down there…

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”Indeed I am. I assume you are the one that has been sent to meet with me?”

He smiled down towards the other, trying not to be too much of a tall person to him and leaning a little, not enough to be obvious but enough for him to see better. This was going to cause cramps for the both of them it seems..

There was something about the other teacher that didn’t sit well with Levi. His smile looked well practiced and not at all sincere, making him look like a sickened doll. It was strange and out of place, like it was only a facade.

"You shouldn’t smile," Levi advised, even though he knew that his true intention might be misinterpreted by the latter.

Levi walked around him and approached the counter, taking note of the freshly brewed coffee. He grabbed a cup and poured himself some coffee to the brim, not bothering to add any artificial sweetening or cream. This new teacher seemed to be just as conscious as he was about their insane height difference what with him slightly bending down and trying to seem inconspicuous about it. If Levi had a nickel for every time a teacher/student did that during their first meeting, he’d have left this job a long time ago and live in a villa high up in the mountains.

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"Yes, I’m the one here to give you a tour. I’m Levi and I teach AP Calculus." 

metalgoggles:

Walking away now.

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Expertly blocks your way with a broom.

"As your consequence, you will pay with your body."

Vertically challenged || Sebby & Levi

Looking up to people was a pain in the neck ass. Not only did it cause cramps for his neck, but it also made his eyes feel like they were going to roll in the back of his head whenever his neck couldn’t crane back any further. Of course, this was an exaggeration. But it really was annoying to be short.

It didn’t help that there was going to be a new teacher that was basically like a gigantic coconut tree.

"6 foot, huh…" Levi murmured as he entered the staff room. He raised a brow in slight surprise at the other person occupying the room as he closed the door. Well speak of the devil.

"You’re the new teacher?"

metalgoggles:

"Oi! I told you I’m done! So good fucking bye!"

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"I said not so fucking fast, you disrespectful twat."

zephyrofthesky:

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"….Annoying? Me? I am so not annoying. I’m the least annoying person in the history of annoyingness."

"Jesus Christ, that’s exactly what I mean."

metalgoggles:

"Wait, fuck you’re a teacher?! Shit…"

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"Hmn… funny, I don’t seem bothered. Ahh well, see you teach. I got better things to do than to bicker with you."

I seriously don’t even know if I should be offended by that.”

"Not so fast, brat. You’ve got hell to pay for running that dirty mouth of yours."

zephyrofthesky:

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"Awww, why not?"

"You’re annoying, that’s why."

zephyrofthesky:

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"Yeah, pretty much~"

"Like hell that’s gonna happen."

zephyrofthesky:

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"Yeah, but I’m one of the small adorable things~ You won’t find another tiny student as cute as me! Well. Maybe~!"

"You really want me to acknowledge you as a cute midget, huh?"

zephyrofthesky:

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"Absolutely everything~ I mean look at me. You could almost fit me in your pocket!"

"Your logic is ridiculous. Not every small thing can be adorable."